Holy Smokes

1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church

1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?

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holy fuckballs

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.

Holy fuckballs I can't sleep.

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Holy Fistbump

The act of bumping fists whilst singing in an angelic fashion; a sure fire way to ensure safe passage through the pearly gates

Two students are travelling in the back of a minibus; their driver is distracted and generally dangerous. The students decide that if indeed their time has come, they ought to practice the secret handshake to get into heaven.

"Dude, we might die today."
"Holy fistbump?"
*sage nod* "Holy fistbump."
*Angelic choir voice and fistbumpage*

holy bugger

used to demonstrate or provoke excessive excitement, wonder, disgust, shock or disappointment.

Holy bugger!!! That couple is the worst possible combination on god's green earth.

The Holy Four

Gaming parlance. The keys 'QAOP', which is the classic up/down/left/right configuration used by sane people, especially oldschool gamers.

What's that?! We have to use QWERT? Why can't we redefine or use The Holy Four?!

Holy doon

Holy doon - is an expression people use when something is surprising, good or bad

Mike: look how big that fish is
Josh: holy doon its massive

holy mackinaw

Equivilant to 'Holy Shit'. Often used by hockey announcer Joe Bowen.

"Holy Mackinaw! What a save made by Belfour!"

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