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Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.

The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.

by El Guero Canijo April 28, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


soft hooker

A woman who has sex in exchange for expensive dates, gifts, favors or money without an express verbal contract prior to the act. First defined in Mario Puzo's "Fool's Die".

In the morning he gave the girl a hundred to pay for her cab home even though she lived in the building right across the street. He always made sure to keep the soft hookers happy so word wouldn't get out that he's cheap because he'd never get laid again.

by Chris Cadillac May 4, 2007

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hooker bag

the trash bag you keep in your trunk to put the hooker in after you kill her because you realized how ashamed you are of yourself for doing things with her

John left his hooker bag in the front seat and got busted

by hooker killer 1976 November 17, 2016

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Hookers and Coke

Good, clean, late nite rock'n'roll fun.

Dude 1: Fuck, I'm bored. What's a man to do in this backwater suckhole?
Dude 2: Let's get some hookers and coke.
Dude 1: Now you're talking.

by Wolfgang Heart May 25, 2006

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kensington hooker

one of the many many heroin and crack addicted whores who patrol up and down kensington ave in north philadelphia soliciting drivers for prostitution

slow down your gonna hit a kensington hooker

by 700leveldrunk November 28, 2007

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club hooker

A girl who frequents restaurants, bars and club like establishments. This is a girl who flirts with men for the soul purpose to get drinks bought for her and ALL her friends. This is a smart girl who knows how to work all her ASSets. This type of girl typically has a boyfriend at home with no clue of the "club hooker" he is dating. This girl may actually be loyal but you'd never know by the way she acts in the "club"

Abby is a club hooker!!

by Michael Greco September 27, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hooker Boobs

real high, nipples to the sky; used by Nene Leakes from Real Housewives of Atlanta to describe her boobs after she had them lifted

That girl definitely had a boob job because she has hooker boobs.

by MeredithM November 11, 2010

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