Hotdog Skin

The type of skin pro wrestlers had in the 80’s and 90’s that resembled an uncooked hotdog.

Ron: Hey Bobby! Did you see that wrestling match between Flair and Hogan?

Bobby: Oh yeah! Both guys were so tan and oily with their hotdog skin!

Hotdog tuna

After you put a dick in a dirty vagina and wake up the next morning it smells like a can of tuna.

I hooked up with toilet mouth last night and I got a big whiff of my hotdog tuna when I woke up.

I'M gonna pack that ass with this hotdog tuna!

Wet hotdog

A penis that has ejaculated into a vagina or rectum during sex.

Hit me with your wet hotdog daddy!

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hotdog grogg

The act of cooking hotdogs delicately on a grill at a temperature of 100 degrees for 20 minutes. It doesn't matter if it's Celsius or Fahrenheit, hell even Kelvin. Once done cooking, you cut up 370 hotdogs into tiny pieces, about three cubic centimetres. After that, you mix the hotdogs with any kind of grog, make sure to use 5 gallons of grog. Make sure to mix them in a blender. Microwave for about 30 minutes, and let cool for 10 minutes. Take a hammer used for pounding meat and throw in some eggs. Make sure to include the shells, as the calcium is required for nutrients and will add a great flavour. Add 20 pounds of flour. Cook in oven for 12 minutes. Consumption is either required through the mouth or nose, whichever is preferred. Afterwards, log into a WoW account and change all your guild members' notes to Hotdog Grogg so that they may find this recipe.

Boy, I sure do love Hotdog Grogg. It's a great pastry!

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Chili Hotdog

When you take a laxative and sleeping pill in the same night then wake up the next morning and your rear is stuck to the bed

Oh man! I'm going to need some scissors to cut myself out of this chili Hotdog!

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Stinky Hotdog

When a male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest while she puffs up her breasts, he then starts to titty fuck the poo-stained boobs until he ejaculates, thus resembling a hot dog with all of its fix-ens.

Guy A: So what'd you and Laura do last night after I left?
Guy B: Oh nothing, just watched T.V. and then made a stinky hotdog.
Guy A: .....You're a sick man.
Guy B: I think we still got some leftover, want some?

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Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.

George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.

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