a virtual hotel/chatroom where u can play games, make rooms + meet ppl
it sucks. Don't get hooked on it trust. u'll spend so much money on fake furniture
the most common phrases
"plzzz donate i got scammed plzzz"
"il give u credits if u give furni"
"search my name for fallin furni"
"its my bday wil u donate?"
96๐ 50๐
Habbo Hotel is a gay website that sucks people into giving them real money for colors on a screen. The moderator acts like all of the habbos are toddlers blocking non-swear words like msn, hotmail, aol etc. Also, It will block 6 or more numbers at a time. When a word gets blocked, it shows up as 'bobba'. Habbo Hotel is also where hundreds of pervs gather and ask you for your personal info.
-On Habbo Hotel-
Habbo1: hey
Habbo2: hi
Habbo1: wanna be my gf?
Habbo2: okay!
-Days later-
Habbo1: we have to break up
habbo2: NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! I'm NOT SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!
51๐ 25๐
When anywhere from 2-4 friends, usually males. Drive to a nearby hotel or motel. And use the vicinities to pick up girls or even talk to girls. Usually done around the pool.
Bleu: "Hey Joey lets go hotel hoppin!"
Joey: "After we pick up Toph"
31๐ 14๐
Habbo Hotel is good and bad, but mostly bad. It's pretty much a heaven for perverts and lonesome teenagers who are actually 56. Habbo Hotel is supposed to remble reality, even though they're NOTHING alike. The habbo staff censors words that have no offensive meaning and the habbo staff treats everyone as if they're 2-years-old. No one on habbo seems to spell properly and the only questions that people ask when they 'meet' you are: asl, or 'wanna cyber?'. My friends actually are on habbo hotel, and at times it can be fun because my friends haven't spent a dime on habbo hotel for their virtual furni which DOES NOT EXIST, and we happen to talk... CORRECTLY, what a suprise. My basic day on habbo is making fun of all the sad people and luring in perverts only to tell them to fuck off, get a life, and stop being a man-whore. It seems on habbo that if you're in a short skirt, tank-top, and blonde hair guys seem to be magnetically attracted to you even though you're most likely an old man. Habbo Hotel does really suck, but at least I can spend a 10 minutes crushing all of the little habbos dreams of a peaceful (and unreal) community.
Some Creepy Guy: hey babe, asl?
Me: 56/f/galapogos islands.
Some Creepy Guy: thats relly hot
Me: Go away man-whore.
Some Creepy Guy: ill get U BANNNED!!1
301๐ 178๐
habbo hotel is a game of both good....and bad...mostly bad
Good: it can be fun you know hanging out with ur real life friends on it while walking around looking like a god damn lego
Bad: WAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY STALKERS! I swear some 46 year old bitch comes up to you and hes like "hey baby whats ur asl?" and im like "fuck off man-whore" they wanna meet u in real life and if u meet them they all fat and crap then they drag u off to this damn alley and start rapeing you O_O its also a waste of money they suck you in and start scammin u out of your god damn money!
*while playing habbo hotel*
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Hey baby wanna cyber?
Me: OMG FUCK OFF YOU GOD DAMN WHORE!
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Yeah...i like it when girls play hard to get
Me: OMFG! FUCK OFF YOU FAG! *runs away from him*
38๐ 18๐
Habbo Hotel is a virtual chat room for 11-18 yr olds. You can walk, talk, buy credits... Don't buy credits! 10p a credit! Also, the bobba filter is quite annoying, because it could ban you saying things like "Want to have a red rug?". It would come out as "Want to have a rebobba?". Also "password" becomes bobba, and www.freewebs.com/mypantsareblue would become something like "wwbobba.bobba.cbobba/mypantsareblue"! But I like Habbo Hotel, only I hate the bobba filter!
Habbo Words:
1. I am Michael Moorbobba in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your bobba
3. This coffee is bobbalicious!
English translation:
1. I am Michael Moorcock in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your password
3.This coffee is cyberlicious!
25๐ 11๐
A hotel that is in such a dilapitated state that it isn't even one star, but half a star.
While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ยฝ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ยฝ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.
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