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When your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest turd has came out of your rectum; when you get up to wipe there's nothing in the bowl.
After twenty minutes of sitting on the crapper Johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a Houdini Turd.
When you’re driving an ambulance and you fart. You then open the windows so it blows back into the patient compartment to make the patient think your partner just farted.
My partner just hit me with a Stinky Houdini
Similar to the previous houdini you spit on your partners back during sexual intercourse (prererably doggy-style) to fool them into thinking you have blessed them with your baby juices, and when they turn around you create a sperm smokscreen by releasing your little haploids into there eyes. Then after your ultimate trickery you use this window of opportunity to right hook em in the head.
"My partner found my new Felix Funtime Furry suit 2000 and so I pulled a quick houdini V2 in the attempt to wipe their memory"
When you are banging a female from behind, make sure she is facing a window. Have your friend hiding in the closet. When she isn't looking, pull the old switcheroo, and have ur buddy take over, without her noticing. Then, proceed to go outside, and wave at her through the window.
Ted and I pulled a Supreme Houdini on Melanie yesterday! I think she shit herself when she saw me waving!
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A sexual act involving two men and one woman, done with the woman uninformed of the second man's presence. Doing the woman doggy style, the first man takes a second, tells his partner that he must "re-adust", and instead pulls his penis out, and quickly trades spots with the second man, while the woman is unaware of the change.
Best done in the dark, so as not to alert the woman of the presence of the second man, preferebly using a closet. Another method is done with the woman facing a window, in which the first man trades off, runs out side, and proceeds to wave at the now confused woman.
Rachel was shocked when Bob was doing her from behind, only to have him turn on the light switch from across the room. Meanwhile Eric laughed profusely, and had the living crap beaten out of him by a very angry Rachel. She did not like the Super Houdini they pulled on her.
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When in the doggy style position, the guy spits on partner's back (which she thinks is cum). Then turns her around and blows a big cum shot on her face.
She just received a Great Houdini.
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Applies to situations where you feel like you took the biggest dump in the world, and when you try to find your brown baby, it's disappeared, thus it is a Houdini "Special." Contrary to what the definition suggests, there is nothing magical about this phenomenon, because the shit simply dives deep into the abyss where no light shines through.
Guy #1: "Yo what took so long in there, bro?"
Guy #2: "In the bathroom? Well, I felt like I took the biggest shit in the world... and goddamn it wouldn't you know, it was a Houdini Special"
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