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The hour past which your brain does not function any more, despite how much you want it to. You have essentially turned into a pumpkin.
Hans: Aren't you going to finish your essay? Shits due tomorrow.
Alex: Naw its pumpkin hour I've just been typing the word fuck for ten minutes
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Take one shot of beer every minute for an hour. This can be more or less potent depending on what kind of beer you drink. From strongest to weakest, your choices are malt liquor, ice beer, regular beer, and light beer. To make a power hour even better, burn a 60 minute CD with 60 1 minute tracks. Play a different song for every shot you take!
Ilan: I doubt I could last the full hour.
Todd: It depends on what you drink... lightweights can roll with the light beer. If it's not enough get more drizzed later!
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When someone keeps odd hours.
When someone sleeps during the day and is awake during the night. Not necessarily a hooker but originating from a hooker in the strange hours they keep i.e. 6am go to bed, 6pm time to wake up.
Anything that is not 9 to 5 i.e. shift worker, insomniac, sex maniac, prowler, hooker, street hustler, prostitute, drug dealer, addict, paranoid schizophrenic, stalker, peeping tom, voyeur, exhibitionist etc
I just got a text off Glenn, it went... U lazy slut! r u keeping hooker hours now???
"Why doesn't Jo-Beth wake up like the rest of us folk?" "Oh she's keeping hooking hours now after she got involved with the booze and dope scene of Hollywood." See Hollywood Slut Syndrome.
"Lindy-Lou is either a vampire, or just keeping hooking hours...either way something's up!"
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how long we have been sitting here writing urban dictionary definitions
Oh god....its been 3 hours
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Sometimes means "after party", but it usually means a more mellow gathering of friends rather than a rowdy party. Basically, it's whatever you're doing after the bars close.
Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.
1) "Do you know of any after hours?"
2) "What are you doing after hours?"
3) "There's supposed to be an after hours at Moe's pad.
Incorrect: "We had a really good after hours last night." or "This after hours sucks."
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Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.
Right before a deadline.
I procrastinated all night and now, in the 11th hour, I need to work my ass off to finish this report moments before it is due.
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