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A bunch of dumbasses who kill each other and waste shit. They are also very sexual and enjoy getting drunk
Most humans are bad, but. The ones like trump are the worst
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1. Where you turn despicable or already pretty cool looking characters into some fine, sexy works of art. (This really depends strongly on the artist's ability and amount of sanity.)
Amazing Artist (cough totally not me cough) : "I made a humanization of Bumblebee!"
Horny Person: "Damn, I would like to do that guy."
Amazing Artist: 0_o
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Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...
Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?
Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
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Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
BOOOOOF!
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characterized by an unfaltering need to support indoctrination without respect to logic, fairness, or utility
Your church's humane treatment of children and gays has left them both seeking another church's program for behavioural modification in order to return them to their humane principles.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DUMB ASS THINKING LOOKING UP YOUR OWN SPECIES?! WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DUMBASS THINKING EXPLAINING IT TO YOU?! You should know what your own
species is and if you don't go back to your dad's ballsack and ask one of your fellow brother or sister sperm. C:
Your dumb ass: "Hey mom what's a human?"
Your mom: "HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING YOU DUMB FUCK" *kills herself*
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A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some
King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans
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