Do I look fat?

Is this a trick question?

Wife: Do I look fat?

You: No you don't(really means yes).

why do i try

Because it will all be worth it in the end

Why do I try: because it will all be worth it in the end; just keep pushing

why do i exist

There is no reason

Why do I exist? There is no reason

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do i have depression

Yes. You do.

do i have depression yes

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Do I have a life

No

Catherine: Do I have a life
Ashley: No

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Do I smell popcorn?

Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.

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why do i live

Because your parents fucked.

Why Do I live
Cuz ur parents fucked jimmy

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