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Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.
I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.
A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.
It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?
Place where tattooed people party together....festivals, biker bars, concerts, etc
That club is an "ink pond" after 10pm
You seen Emily’s new tattoo?
Yeah mate it’s ink on the sink
A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine
Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty