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Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

"Why does Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea. exists?"
"It is such a wonderful perspective indeed, Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea."

by milesasr June 19, 2023

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My Idea of Fun is Killing Everyone

Attention thrills and then it kills
They make you king then make you ill
'Til you're alone, dead on your throne
So my idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone

My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
Now is the season for war with no reason
Now is the season for war with no reason
They break your skin when you're a kid
They steal your soul and keep it hid
And that is why I hate mankind
'Cause my idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun
Is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun is killing everyone
My idea of fun

by Death Menace December 5, 2022

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urban dictionary personnel, idea for u!!

I had this idea that would entertaining, educational, and loved by everyone and this isn’t the proper way to shoot u an idea I’m sure but I’m doin it soo

If urban dictionary had a tab/link to a new sector - Urban Gestures. Because there’s a million ways people say things to each other on the street, or work, etc that are done without words.. and how can I put a gesture into urban dictionary as a word. - ya can’t!

the hobo community is thick with gestures, which homed people usually don’t understand if they see.. and hobos and urban dictionary are like shoe laces to shoes.. ie. when we are just tryin to fill our gas tank for $200 to at least know what the fucks are saying to each other surrounding the location, maybe its hello, maybe they mean rape the ass of this person after the gas pump finishes raping them, we dunno.. but if we did know a gesture and know it’s an I am legend situation - probably save the zombie booty hole raping!

But really - urban gestures would be dope. And people must post the gesture as a gif, or a set of 1-5 images showing the gesture, and to what the common assumed name given to the gesture I guess, and a definition to its meaning. Or some shit like that.. but I know, I know, Idea is gold right? And just don’t forget about the little guy here who gave you the idea when it gets humongous as f now alright?! ;) Lol But free idea from me to you guys to have none the less. and still could bang out coffe mugs and T shirts with the gestures :) lol. Later

urban dictionary personnel, idea for u!!

by pseudonympho March 23, 2022

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i have no idea whats going on right now

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

by patty108 March 22, 2005

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i have no idea whats going on right now

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

by god October 13, 2003

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I have no idea what you're talking about

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

by YouAndMeInJapan June 29, 2011

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I have an idea now he can’t breath

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo

Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them

by Twitch.tv/reeforane June 11, 2021