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A demon store that is impossible to leave
I'm going to die in ikea
Abbrv;
I Know Everything Already
Babe you haven't talk to me for 3 days, what happen?
"IKEA"
Litterally the pride and joy of my life. At Ikea you can get like any type of furniture. Ikea gets 5 stars from me. It is litterally a giant maze of furniture.
"hey mannn, I got lost at Ikea last week and had to go to the bedroom compartmant to sleep in one of the beds."
"..."
A unicorn of a person, she's usually nice af , with a bad temper...she will do anything for the ones she loves...Has horrible communication skills but LOADS of FUN to be around...you can tell her anything and she won't judge or share with anyone for a lifetime
Ikea is cool af
A idiot on the urban dictionary just makes sense
dumbass
"Ikea stfu"
The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.
Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*
It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"