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An Alien pet (A-y-ly-an pe-t) t is a prize you acquire from attending the invasion of area 51. Its a new form is sex slave used by the incel, weeb or Gamer population. The alien pet is known for its painful torture like intercourse because all the body fluids of these creatures are acidic and highly dangerous. They are so acidic they can burn through such metals as, copper, iron and steel.
It is also a satanic torture tradition used by satanists. This is torture because the second mouth inside the aliens throat has a saliva that is a high level acidic substance that will burn the torture victim's reproductive organ and do significant damage depending on the amount of time that the victim will endure the acid saliva blowjob (The acidic saliva will trip you out if you vaporise and the inhale it, this is a technique of getting high only used by the few people who dare use it)
"Hey Gamers and incels! Wanna buy an Alien pet?"
"Ohh boy do i"
"that will be 499. Do you send through paypal?"
Owning a pet, that so happens to be a wussy
“Have you seen the girl with a Pet Wussy?”
“No, why?”
“Ok”
A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.
Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.
Some dickhead who always snitches you to the teacher
I swear man, I got bad grades because Danny in our group was the teacher's pet
A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help
Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”
A pet usually a dog or cat that is only found cute or adorable by its owner. A nasty pet is often seen at a friends home where it will start to rub their greasy ass fur and diseased eyes all over you the second you enter the home. Your friend wont get them off of you but instead smile and think that it is cute.
I almost threw up when I smelt that Nasty Pets breath.
my friends Nasty Pet shit all over the carpet and then ate it my friend thought it was so cute.
A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.
Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican