self-defecating

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

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Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.

When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.

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Self-Gov

1. A system of self-governance, made famous in the academic world by Grinnell College.

2. Euphemism for Masturbation

1. Self-Gov is love

2. Yeah I'm gonna go self-gov for a little bit.

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Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation

I'm going to self-pollinate

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self-respect

It means proud of who you are, even with the mistakes you made in the past. It means looking yourself in the mirror and thinking "This guy has his shit straight." While you reflect on your past life, you should smile and think "man I'm awesome." It means not using alcohol, drugs or violence to solve problems. To overcome and oppress those who bring you down. Whatever hurts you only makes you stronger. It's to think that you are a good person, but not to the point of arrogance or narcissism. You don't have to be the smartest kid in your class,you don't have to make a million dollars a year and you don't have to be popular to have self esteem and self respect.

I never done drugs, drank, got arrested and I have no record. Though I was not the most popular kid in school and I my grades aren't the greatest, I have to much self-respect to change who I am. I have a part time job at the city pound and I am currently in college working towards my degree.

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self sabotage

when you hurt yourself on purpose. it out of guilt or trauma or the past

self sabotage. it would be to inappropriate to use it as an example. stay strong out there!!

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self rape

when you wanna bate but you're not supposed to or not wanting to

you: i really shouldn't be doing this..
also you: pornhub or xvideos?
you: this isn't self rape is it?

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