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Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.
The upper house of parliament
Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
A small boy with a head shaped like a Dorito ,Someome who likes to graft girls
*new girl walks in the room*
Matthew Ireland :Do you want to graft?
the best wee country ever.
Bonfires then bands the next day is the best part of our year. Prods and catholics. Uppa shankill. Prod squad 😍 wee emos in Belfast in a alleyway. Our wee loyalist country. Yeoooooo
Northern Ireland is the best wee country. Yeoooo
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Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of Nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.
The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.
Dave: Did you go to Howth and see Ireland's Eye?
Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye
Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3
Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?
Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!
Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.
Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.