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A rare name but Sacred is the kind of person you wanna be around. Everyone loves them because they are extremely mood lifting and like the name, very very sacred and special. Go Sacred.
girl 1: “i feel like shit”
girl 2: “sacred’s here”
girl 1: “WHAAAAT? No WAY”
“that man was only sacred he was not holy enough, nobody was holy enough besides that monkey in the corner of the jungle”
Sacred is an epic gamer who also beats kids and hits the nae nae, he is also a lazy fuckhole who never updates his Wattpad oh my god
Hey guys, Sacred here, and today I'm going to show you how to properly harrass a pregnant woman
A name reserved for the most legendary of legends. The founding father of the modern religion of Blakeism. Sets school records so he can break them over and over again
Oh Sacred Blake you are such a legendary legend, oh sacred sacred Blake
The sacred sister law states that “If you find news or information that makes you feel uncomfortable, you must share it to your sister”.
The sacred sister law: Brit and char are sisters. Brit found a video about an onion that made her feel uncomfortable. Brit shared the video to Char.
When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.
Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays
a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most