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People who have the last name Ben-Israel, tend to be heart warming people, who care for others, they struggle with many problems on the inside but still tend to be there when others need a shoulder to cry on. They are gorgeous and have the most amazing features but when they look in the mirror they can’t help but be filled with disgust. Look out for this person because when the world is ending, they’ll be running to find you and protect you.
Their last name is Ben-Israel.
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An act of creating some fake things and forcing other to believe it as a truth.
My friend mike believe that he has unicorn named duke and he is israelizing me to believe it otherwise he will break friendship with me.
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noun/verb
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
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A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”
Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
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When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them.
Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.
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When you visit your friend's place, become overly fond of it, and consider taking it over while evicting them. However, things take a heated turn as they resist, turning the situation into a struggle, albeit with an implication that they might be in the wrong for opposing your intentions.
My place has been Israeled by my poor friend.
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When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.
Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.