issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.

guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over

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pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms

Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means

Attatchment Issues

Btard, Bman..... this kid antonio bro💀

kid is literally the definition of attatchment issues

press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love

gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

Daddy Issues

When a woman usually of the emo variety has an abusive / absent father in their life. The result of this usually makes the woman tend to go for an older man or an abusive one depending on the type of father they had.

“That white bitch Paulina so fucked up bro her daddy issues makin’ her go for some frat house abusive prick!”

Daddy Issues

A condition in which a girl has unprocessed

trauma from having an unhealthy relationship

with her father she may become placating
and deferential if she grew up around a wolf.

I’ve got insecure attachment probably from unresolved Daddy issues.”,

“Could it be that I keep dating assholes because of my Daddy issues?”