Coffin Nails

Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:

1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;

2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.

How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.

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Coffin Corner

The back corner of a truck, such as a dumptruck or flatbed, when hit directly by a crashing vehicle.

They lost control of the vehicle on the highway going only 40mph, it wasn't for the fact they hit the coffin corner of that truck they should have made it.

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Catfish Coffin

The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.

Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.

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coffin birth

When a woman gives birth during or after death

So I was strangling this pregnant lady and right as she died she had a coffin birth and that turned me off.

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Coffin Nail

A child who causes a parent so much grief and pain that he or she will send the parent to the grave soon. It is used by some Chinese parents to scold their disobedient or wayward kids.

I told you a thousand times, stop going out with that boy. How on earth did your mother give birth to a coffin nail like you?

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coming out of the coffin

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.

person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"

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Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

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