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A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy
"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!
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If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)
Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.
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The saying you use when something bad, or unlucky happens.
Jim- dude I just dropped my penny.
Bob- it happens to the best of us.
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Felix- my grandma died..
Hunter- it happens to the best of us.
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1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.
However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.
(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!
creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.
athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!
(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!
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used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
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1. A phrase you say when you want to get somebody's hopes
up.
2. A phrase you say when somebody says something
unlikely or unrealistic.
1. Ben: I hope somebody hands in my wallet.
Steve: Ah, not happening!
2. Bob: On my 21st birthday, Britney Spears and Madonna
are coming to my party.
Philip: Ah, not happening!
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Asking some what they have been up to, in a super cool fashion.
Joe: "Yo dude, what's hiphop happening?"
P Diddy: "Nothing man, see you later."
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Chip Diddy Chip: "Yo man, what's happening?"
P Diddy: "Nothing man, yo did you hear Joe? What a douche bag.
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