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If you're wearing socks, nothing you do is gay (see no homo).
Friend: I heard you had sex with Jeff. I didn't know you were gay!
You: It's ok. I was wearing socks.
Friend: Ok nevermind.
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When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.
Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive
Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks
Programming Socks are socks that are often required to perform coding. It is commonly stated that programming is a equipment sport, and this is true.
First guy: Hey, yo, I was trying to fix atmospherics in this dumb space game I play, but I couldn't figure out how to fix it in the code.
Second guy: Have you tried putting on your programming socks?
First guy: Oh, no, I probably should've of tried that earlier.
First guy then puts on a pair of programming socks
First guy: wow this code is so easy to make now!
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A sock that you bust a fat one in and can be used for multiple of times but it will be noticeable because when your load dries, the harder then sock is.
-Hey Ronnie, why is your sock rock hard?
-Oh, that's my cum sock!
-EW WHAT THE FUCK.
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A test to determine how down you are.
“The higher the socks the downer the foo”
- Juan Nye the Skante Guy
Foo one: Saca la bolsita!
Foo two: Nah foo your not down
Foo one: I’m tryna get on a siiiick one
Foo two: Sock Check foo
Foo one: *Proceeds to show his knee high socks*
Foo two: Spensa foo im taking it out rn
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(noun) A variation of Pool when the loser pisses in the winner's socks.
Hey, man wanna play a game of Piss-Sock?
Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sock Sacrifice" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Taquan had to shit while we were camping, I knew we didn't pack toilet paper. Guess he has to do the Almighty Sock Sacrifice