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PROS: Gifted. Literate. Very amiable and friendly. Brooklyn accent. The Yankees. New York. Da Vinci and Michaelangelo. The Renaissance. Italians have the most perfect girls in the world. Ferrari. Lamborghini. Nice tan. HELL YEA the best dark slicked hair. HELL YEA the best food, perfect noses, THE MAFIA. Admit it. You love the mob. We got cousin Vinny, uncle Joey. I'd rather be named "Tony" or "Mike" or "Phil" than Al-Muhammad or Simba or Jorge or Shinequa or Tyrese. Football (that's soccer for you idiots). Descendants of the Romans, the most influential people in the history of ever. YOU OTHER W. EUROPEAN JERK-OFFS WOULDNT HAVE THE CULTURES YOU HAVE NOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ROMANS. YOU MEHICANS TOO, BROTTAS CUS YOU CAME FROM JA SPANISH. AND EGYPTIANS TOO.
CONS: Don Vito from Viva La Bam (what a disgrace to Italians everywhere).
America is blessed to be filled with Italians! Anyone ever had rigatoni with meat sauce and chopped broccoli in a lemon-vinegar sauce on the side. You gotta try that shit.
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People from Italy. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered Hispanic or not because I don't know.
I am Italian because my mom is from Italy.
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A male of Italian descent. You will notice they are Italian because they feel compelled to tell you about it all the time. They evaluate everything around them on a scale of manliness which is reminiscent of a 7th graders idea of maturity - otherwise known as Machismo. Italian men are abused by their fathers. Their mothers come to their rescue and coddle them. They loathe themselves because they are mamas boys who feel they never measured up to their father's equally fucked up view of manliness. Most Italian-American's long for people to associate them with the ridiculous mafia characters produced by Hollywood. This is similar to how African-American youth attempt to identify with the gangsters from their own neighborhood. The idea is rather than earn respect from others, they can scare it out of them. The equivalent of this would be white people who want to be associated with the mountain men from deliverance. Italian people would be wonderful people if only their own insecurity/inferiority didn't make them act like such overbearing, loudmouth assholes.
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they're really greasy bastards who sell pizza and eat hotdogs for breakfast.
Ewww, did you see that greasy italian yesterday with his fat hanging out?
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people who have to much im better than you attitude and not enough brains who are mostly gangsters or wannabe gangsters and those are the ones who embarass the good italians who dont break the law to get what they want people who need to read history before running their mouths who are nothing but racists who drink wine and eat pasta you won 1 sport okay get over it but then again it will be the only thing you accomplish legally tons of other races got you beat in every other thing face it you are not even close to the best
why do italians call their litle towns little italy youre a far way from italy and you werent born there
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A Mexican with slicked back hair and a suit.
That Italian guy likes to refer to organized crime and food when talking about his heritage.
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A very annoyingly proud group of people, who once come to North America become totally rich and snobby. Despite attempts to dimish this cultures unusally large ego nothing has worked. Known to hate Porteguese people (unable to realize they have the same ancestors and share blood with them)
Even though Italy is a beautiful place, it's real Italian people nice enough, second generation are total wack-jobs. Usally never being able to speak more then a few words in Italian, they are obnoxious and rude and too proud. (For further explaination see guido or guidette)
*Reminder no matter what they may think, they really can't be considered white people.
second generation Italian: Yeah! I'm so Italian, I gelled my hair and i got some expensive European stuff!
Random Person: ...Your in North America, you're either American or Canadian, get used to it.
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