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The invisible man, some one who does not exist in real life. Only records exists possibly on paper is given
Bliminse , Ivan Bliminse from Human Resources.
Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer
I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"
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When you ask a guy "How are you?" and he say "I am like Ivan Ga", it means that he is cool af.
- "Hey, man! How are you?"
- "I am just like Ivan Ga!"
One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
The greatest french porn buddy.
One of the sexiest men alive.
Totally fuckable.
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An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.
If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.
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He blends whole avocados, and is the best dancer ever!
Ivan Krslovic is such a good dancer