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A wholesome dad who posts videos on YouTube for her children. She is also a meme, a rat and a high key ratatouille fan. Our dad stans equality rights and has had hair every colour of the pride flag.
Me: STREAM PHANTOM BY JESSIE PAEGE
Everyone: *is forced to stream Phantom*
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A syndrome that engulfs Big Brother houseguests in the event that fellow houseguest Jessie Godderz gets evicted.
Symptoms of the Jessie Effect include but are not limited to: referring to Catholics as "Judas," arguing ridiculously, becoming very verbal for no reason whatsoever, throwing your microphone pack into the Hot Tub, threatening to shit on everything, general disregard for the welfare of the house, general disregard for Big Brother rules
Chima "Chimarosa" Simone , Lydia Tavera, and Natalie Martinez from Big Brother XI all suffered The Jessie Effect.
As did Libra Thompson, Jerry MacDonald, and April Dowling from Big Brother X.
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Jessie is the best bff ever even tho she may fill your camera roll with Elvis. She is very funny and if you are lucky to have her as a bff don't be surprised if your storage is full. <3
Friend: why have you got so many pics of Elvis??
Me: oh Jessie McCartney is my bff
A girl a guy would like to date, but she's currently dating his best friend. A cool guy would give it up, "bros before hoes" and all, but....
*shrugs*
JESSIE'S GIRL---RICK SPRINGFIELD LYRICS
Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night
Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl
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Usually A Very Charming Biracial male.Jessie's Usually Have The Most Wonerful Smiles. They Have The Gift To Make Any Girl That They Please.They Can Go Down On Women For An Extremely Long Period Of Times.They,Can Also Make Women Smile By Whispering Things In Their Ear.
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Jessie or Jessie Bell is a cute labor doodle. At the time she is 8 years old. Jessie turns 9 on Valentine’s Day which fits her personality. She loves to get cuddles from her Daddy. She is a 60 pound red apricot colored dogo she has many friends and loves new people.
Jessie Bell is the most loving dog ever
a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and and a kind heart.
she makes silly faces when she gets excited, her magnificent eyes flutter when stairing deeply into the eyes of everyone who is not her lover.
this flawless woman is misunderstood by many, they see only her fair exterior and not the ivory goddess she truly is.
jessy lott is the only human being i have ever truly loved.
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