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someone whose jackass actions could only have been made possible by reading somebody else's mind
{Y take a handful of jelly beans from P's bag}
P: "Just don't take any orange or red ones"
{Y opens his hand to reveal only red and orange jelly beans}
N: "Damn, you're like a psychic jackass"
A person that holds considerable butt-hurt towards an object or person and reacts in an inappropriate manner depending on the level of butt-hurt and showing what a jackass they've become, and how disgruntled they are.
Shawn got so tired of other students picking on him he became a disgruntled jackass and urinated in their mouths.
1) The guy selling Cracker Jack at Fenway who runs down the aisle then screams at the bottom "WHO WANTS CRACKER JACKS??"
2) The guy at Fenway who stands up during an at-bat to wave down the Craker Jack vendor so his kid/girlfriend/gay lover can fish through the box for a prize.
3) see also Crunch n' Ass-Munch
"Hey, sit down cracker-jackass!!"
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a person who repeatedly makes a jackass of himself in one day.
nick is the jackass of the day.
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A gathering or cluster of jackasses engaging in stupid behavior and/or behaving like an ass.
The traffic jam around the school was one big jackass party.
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A person who gives you a hard time about something for seemingly no reason. A person who enjoys being withholding.
That lady at the DMV is a real Stonewall Jackass. She made me wait for an hour in 3 different lines when she could have helped me in 2 minutes.
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