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When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.
In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.
When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.
The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off
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female rock band. Known for their onstage antics and Jessickas sweet voice to screaming.
I wouldnt call them a goth band but they were well known in that scene and underground.
Also part of the 90s riot grrrl, but didnt really break through.
They have a demo record and only had 2 studio albums and one wicked video for the song My Cat.
jack off jill rules.
ps ; i keep hearing people say they sung i touch myself and did a song called our town with korn. Both of those false "facts" Thank god cause Korn suck.
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One f'in amazing girl band! I dunno what they would come under really.. they're like.. goth.. but not... I dunno, don't care either really, as long as it's not townie music I'm fine! Jessika is one amazing woman too.. she also sings in Scarling which are kool too!
*She said kill me faster, with strawberry gashes all over, all over*- Strawberry Gashes- Jack Off Jill- One damn kool song!
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A jack-off plea is what a guy says to his jack-off buddy as he's jacking your dick: Ahhh ... don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum ... I'm cumming!!!
Please ... my jack-off plea right now is Don't stop ... that feels sooo good ... I'm gonna cum soon, I'm gonna cum, ... I'm cumming!!! Ahhh ...
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A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.
My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!
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An apparently "girly" band that was awesome, but I am a fan and I am a male. Anyway, they were a Gothic Alternative Rock band was made up of mostly females. They broke up in late 2000 because of PMS problems or something. They have a music video of My Cat. And the former lead singer Jessicka formed another band in 2001 called Scarling, which is pretty good.
Jack Off Jill has the most hilarious band name.
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