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Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.
“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones
Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?
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A little tiny redneck town in North Florida where people date and marry their cousins. Their definition of a fire place is lawn chairs outside and the doors to a gas oven open and lit. Jasper is a town where Alan Jackson's music video "The Little Man" was filmed. It has the feel and look of a small home town. There is only one traffic light and everyone knows everyone. All of the middle schoolers and high schools go to school together and still cant reach more than 800 in the school all together.
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one of the sexiest people alive. Has multiples six-packs and is one of the coolest men. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms. The best taste in music. The sandwich thief god. Has multiples six-packs. commonly confused with seb wong.
Woman 1: Is that Jasper Lee?
Woman 2: no thats seb wong
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euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.
After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.
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Way better than Jonathan Wahab in every measurable statistic.
"Damn Jasper Sterling is far superior to Wahab"
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The cutest guy ever. He is sweet, and will care for you. He as an aries and needs affirmations, but that wont be a problem because he is perfect.
person 1: Wait , your dating jasper labes???
person 2: yeah and he's so cute
person 1: lucky
A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.
The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.