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The Tightest High School in Portland and in all of Oregon!
-> the best bball team: the Jefferson Democrats
-> hottest black chicks
-> most black chicks
-> only school in the state of oregon, which is in da hood
-> girl fights
-> worst SAT score in OR
-> tightest teachers
-> police is scared to go there
what else can I say?
GO DEMOS
A: oi did ya hear what happened last night at jefferson high school?
B: no what happened?
A: the Jefferson Democrats kicked Lincoln High Schools Ass and the police was too scared to stop some hot girls fightin
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(in Foundationally Black American theory) the complex of emotions aroused in a racist white male, by a conscious ravenous sexual desire for a woman of Black/African descent and wish to avoid advances from or towards Non-Black women. (In reference to the case of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings).
White Male with TJC: “Hello beautiful, chocolate, melanin goddess. Call me massa my beautiful, chocolate, melanin goddess”
Black Woman: “Your Thomas Jefferson complex is showing”.
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Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population
"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."
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A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.
Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”
Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”
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A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."
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Basically a bee hive of weed, thots, and straight up ass teachers. Jefferson Forest offers no launch pad into the future, and likely no academic benefits whatsoever. Teachers with condoms, Juul hideouts, and nudes all over the place is what you’ll find when attending this school.
Yo did you go to Jefferson Forest High School? Yeah man, I got 3 STD’s and lung cancer.
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-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.
Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?
Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.
Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?
Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.
Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.
Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.
Bob: Syke!
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