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Another Tranny who got her own reality TV show on TLC called I Am Jazz...
She might seem sweet and innocent on the outside, but she's exploitive and does anything possible to get attention. Although she hasn't reacted to Boku No Pico (a real story about a real transgender) yet so...
They cancelled Honey Boo Boo for I am Jazz? WTF???? Fuck Jazz Jennings
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To be a slut. To hookup with you friends' boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, and love interests. This type of girl typically forgets about the saying "chicks before dicks".
Wow, you knew I liked him but you still got with him. Way to "pull a Jen"
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This is a sexual act that is usually between a male and a female, although it can be between any two individuals. The main goal of this sex move is full penetration. To perform this move both parties must being willing to withstand an amount of pain that would probably resemble being poked in the eye, hard. Also, they have to be somewhat athletic and decently limber. If they meet these sex regulations an amount of great pleasure can be ascertained, obviously by both parties. To perform a Jens Jackhammer one has to have access to bunk-beds that rise at least 6 feet in height, a cushy beanbag-esq chair, and a healthy sexual desire. The set-up is as such: once both parties are down to the nakedness that is the human being, traditionally, the male counterpart set himself up on the top bunk bed fully erect. The woman then gets into the spread eagle position, a most vulnerable position. Once they agree to perform this act, usually a "1, 2, 3, fuck me!" would suffice, the man launches himself off the top bunk aiming his erect penis straight into the woman's vagina. If successful, the main would have his whole erect penis inside the woman, thus experiencing full penetration and a feeling those two individuals will share the rest of their lives. This move is only recommended for those who meet the requirements above and are not faint of heart.
Jens and his lover at the time were really horny and regular missionary style was not doing it for them. So Jens suggested they do his patented move the Jens Jackhammer. Being really really horny his lover agreed and the pleasure they felt after the pain she received that is Jens cock was unbelievable and never felt before.
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when you try to fight someone and she rips your top and all the socks fall out of your bra
“did you see the fight yesterday?”
“yes amy pulled a dirty jen”
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An absolute chad. Lived in 1760, Jens was assigned female at birth and married a woman. This was later found out and Jens was imprisoned, and in trial was asked "Are you a man or a woman?", the response was "he thinks he may be both,". Later espaced prison. A true icon.
"Wow, Jens Andersson was so cool, I wish I could be escape prison like them ❤️"
the kid everyone can be friends with and hes cool but tends to cry to a lot of sad songs in spanish- ariel
hey do you know that kid?
yea thats leland jen, everyone knows him
one of the umpalumpas from willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Jen Guevara is licking the chocolate fro the big fountain!