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A beef jerky.
A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.
Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.
You can also use other ground meats.
If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.
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When an asian person masturbates to a samari/kong-fu type movie.
Dude, Wong was totally Jerkie Channing it at the movie theatre.
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Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.
Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.
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When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick, and then you stick your shit-covered dick in her pussy
"Things were going great with Maria until she asked me to give her Hot Jerky, I just couldn't do it man"
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When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}
"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky
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Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky
-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."
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Noun from the generation group known as "Jerks" or "Geeks"- Geek'd Jerky is a Geeked up/Jerk kids penis.That is fed to sex hungry nerd addicted females.
Man she liked how i jerked at the party that i took her home and fed her my geek'd jerky.
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