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When a very gay person who’s also from taliban comes to Europe for the first time and can’t control his excitement
Blonde Aryan dude : GUTEN TAG
Ammar : Je suis boom boom. Voulez-vous.
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The act of making fun of any total jerk by making hits to his social status, his abilities and physique.
After the song "Je Veux Te Voir" by Yelle, a techno-pop french singer who sang this song to diss the french rapper Cuizi.
Guy 1-She told EVERYONE, EVERYTHING.
Guy 2-You just got je veux te voir-ed!
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What you say when someone is broke af. Because they hired wahed amg’tje to impress the kehbs, but they have no doekoe to have tank.
Laat je tank zien dan. Wollah meh je heb tank
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"nou dat wil je toch" is a saying by Lars, he works at Leo Canerhuis Nijmegen.
He is a submissive and breedble white cisgender male with scoliosis. He is well known for his sexy pictures in his maid dress (they are posted on his shared onlyfans with Dommy mommy).
There is also a rumor saying he doesn't wash his butt and has a lot of crusty smegma.
person 1: "If I eat this I'll die"
Lars: "Nou dat wil je toch?"
tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh
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The phrase 'I do not like French' in French
French teacher: Est-ce que aimes les Francais?
Me: ???
Also me to my friends 1 minute later: Je n'aime pas le francais!!!
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(Pronounce as Jeff with elongated e-sound)
FF stands for final fantasy, and ff itself is used as a word to describe someone's who is daydreaming all day.
Je-ff, on the other hand, is meant to describe someone who ff just enough that even though they look and behave completely normal in society, you know that they are a sucker who is living in their own world and refuses to confront reality.
A Je-ff would exhibit behaviors like fantasized speech that hypothesize how great they would have been if they were given opportunity or if they could just do what they want without the burden of families and relationships. This type of person is excellent at blaming others for what they cannot achieve, so they tend to not do anything in general and just tell others to do it so that they don’t have to bear any responsibility when it fails. They blame the world from their failure, and cannot see the good in the world. So they will criticize every single things they encounter, including you.
It is not easy to detect a Je-ff at first glance, but they will expose themselves gradually over an extended period of association. When that happens, stay away from them to avoid the negative energy that comes alongs with the blame games and bad mouthing.
If you continue to be Je-ff (Just Enough FF) , you are only surrounding yourself with negative vibes and no one will want to be your friend.
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