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A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo
Random guy- yo what's up jesse
Jesse- my dick smells like feet .
Guy- ohhh jesse your so shot
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The annoying kid in my english class. Who always asks me random questions he doesnt need to know
Jesse shut up!
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LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS IM A MOTHERFUCKEN GIRL AND MY NAME IS SPELLED JESSE WITHOUT AN I AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN DOG
Jesse licks dogs asshole European slut
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My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!
Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!
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He is an unstoppable force of murderous rage and fury.
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He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.
Guy 1: Man, look at that weirdo.
Guy 2: Yeah i bet he's a Jesse
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