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To drink all the alcohol available at the bar, until there are no beverages left.
Richard and Malcolm are going jihad on the bar. There won't be a drop of booze left when they're finished.
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An excellent two-man band that began in Phoenix, AZ in 2004. Members are vocals/lead guitar Sean Bonnette and upright-bassist Ben Gallaty. Commonly classified as "folk punk". The lyrics focus on things such as social anxiety, poverty, humanity, religion, existentialism, and politics, as well as "serial killers, cigarettes, child abuse, and a vengeful Jesus". They often collaborate with other bands. Commonly abbreviated as AJJ.
"People", "Jesus Saves (God Hates Us All)" and "David J is a Siccness" are examples of Andrew Jackson Jihad songs.
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The tendency among supposedly Westernized Muslims living in the United States to unexpectedly lash out violently in an act of self-initiated (and usually small scale) Islamic terrorism.
Also abbreviated to “SJS” or “S.J.S.” Examples include Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar who drove his SUV into a crowd at the University of North Carolina in 2006, Naveed Alzal Haq who shot people at a Jewish Federation Center in Seattle also in 2006, Hesham Mohammed Hadayet who murdered people at the El Al terminal in the Los Angeles Airport in 2002 — among many others.
In all of these instances, the perpetrators had no known direct connection to any established group, and because of this the authorities inevitably refrain from describing their actions as “terrorism” — hence the sarcastic term “Sudden Jihad Syndrome.”
CAIR spokesman: "Jihad means one's own INNER struggle. You are purposely misrepresenting the teachings of Islam!"
Anyone with eyes to see: "Well, when someone breaks out with a case of Sudden Jihad Syndrome, it looks more like an OUTER conflict against random third parties." (ROPMA)
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Basic exclamation to follow any given statement. It is the evolved progression of the over used expression "Oh my god". Does not bear any religious significance.
Person 1: "Hey, the pizza delivery guy says he's going to take over an hour, and I'm freakin starving man!!"
Person 2: "Oh my jihad!"
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A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.
When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.
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Used when exclaiming shock or excitement
Can also be used as a chant or greeting to raise morale
"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"
"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
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When someone who's not even from a city starts preaching about the value systems of people who are. Hypocrites usually go on one.
The girl (Lindsay) was on an east west crusade/jihad, and wanted to get other people to adopt her preachings against the value systems of one group, while playing all groups. She thought being born at a hospital in a city made her from a city (since there were no hospitals in her town), then told other people not to look for loopholes like the double-standard living hypocrite she really was.