When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.
- This is a good ass shit I'm takin right now
*gets a text*
- No way, the Jizzy Effect
Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.
I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy
A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)
A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.
Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...
A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.
I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess
Another form of "no cap" also can be used as a greeting in Germany.
when used as a greeting, cocks must be held.
Bruno I haven't seen you in forever no nut no jizzy bro.