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Creeping on the Jonas Brothers. Usually a parody of scary fan girls.
"The brothers better watch out for those Jonas Creepers"
Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.
"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"
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pretty much a boy band which consists of joe, kevin, and nick jonas. they ain't that great. most of their fans are little girls that think they're going to marry one of the jonas brothers, but i bet they probably wouldn't even make eye contact.
they also think that they have "ANGELIC" voices, even though i think they sound like squealing pigs, or screaming when they get their balls chopped off.
jonas brother's fan: OH EM JAAAYYY! I LAAHVE THE JONAS BROTHERS, THEY HAVE VOICES LIKE ANGELS!
non-jobro fan: ...you need help bitch.
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An untalented, overrated band consisting of Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas who all claim to have 'purity rings' and be virgins, yet they still sell sex to little girls. They are under one of the tightest contracts that Disney has to offer, so they will continue to sell sex to little girls as long as they live.
OMGGGZZ I LUV ZE JONAS BROTHERS!!!1111 NICK IZZ MY FAVORITE!
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An abnormal human being with very large teeth and is a pathological liar. A retail employee who works with shoes.
"Man why does that guys teeth always show, he must suffer from Jonas syndrome"
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a three person band who wear extremely tight skinny jeans to make it look like their dick is bigger than it actually is.
Kayla: Who are those people, and why are their jeans so tight?
Karolina: Those are the Jonas Brothers...duh!
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Retard-ginger-ass-lickers who think horny little girls like their music. But on the contrary these young girls want to feel the Jonas Brothers tiny tight little nothings. Their music sucks, they think that while they are playing live they can play a solo while holding down a power chord on the guitar for a minute and a half. Anybody that knows music and cares about the music not just the goddamned looks will all agree that their music is a huge pile of babies raped and devoured by a giant four foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth. Anyone that considers this music should be raped, and at that whoever thinks this is "rock" should be killed by a brutal death. Goddammit Metallica is rock, Led Zeppelin is rock, Queen is rock, The Who is rock, but for all that is holy do not EVER consider The Jonas Bothers (yes i made that typo for a reason) music or else I will haunt your dreams.
Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?
Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.
Led Zeppelin ROCKS!
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.
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A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
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