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A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass
My husband is such a Jonathan
A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!
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A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.
Jonathan is a faggot.
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A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
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The quite kid thats going to shoot up the school. He makes jojo refrences and likes anime.
"oh boi jonathan is making a jojo refrence while shooting up the school again"
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