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Jonathan

Jonathan er den type gutten jentene faller for. Han er en gledesspreder. Øynene hans glinser i sola og smilet han lyser opp rommet. Han er en god kysser og vet hva han driver med. Mange jenter er forelska i han men han er bare interessert i 1 spesiell jente. Han har en mørk og rolig stemme og det glatte håret. Han har myke hender og han er ganske høy. Han er egt helt perfekt!

Jente: jeg er så forelska i en gutt!
Anen jente: la meg gjette, er det Jonathan?
Jente: JA! Han er perfekt

by Kulekidserdert June 13, 2020


Jonathan

he is sitting right next to me

Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo

by thomasle May 23, 2022


Jonathan

A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.

Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!

by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019

5👍 3👎


Jonathan

A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.

Jonathan is a faggot.

by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020

7👍 7👎


Jonathan

The quite kid thats going to shoot up the school. He makes jojo refrences and likes anime.

"oh boi jonathan is making a jojo refrence while shooting up the school again"

by gay cancer man February 24, 2020

4👍 3👎


Jonathan

He’s a bitch

Jonathan you’re a bitch

by Deslselerlrr December 6, 2018

4👍 2👎


Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunkxo August 20, 2017

5👍 2👎