Jonny Hunt

noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.

verb; under-perform

noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'

verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'

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Jonny Craig

A rapist

Jonny Craig is a rapist

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jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.

i'm gonna jonny rocket your ass

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jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

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Jonny Keogh

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.

Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.

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jonny b

A man with beautiful blue eyes, and dark shining hair. Very handsome. A wonderful friend no matter what situation, will always be there for you. The girls love him and everyone wants a jonny B. Once your his girl, he’s not perfect but he’ll treat more wonderful than anyone ever has. A gentleman. Hubby material, and great boyfriend material. Loves Jesus and loves people. A cute goofball. Grew up in Iowa. Very popular. Very humble. Loves choccy milk and a good culver burger. Very sweet.

I wish I could be with Jonny B

Jonny Griffiths

Swears he never dogs the boys, but when his missus calls he comes running. He has kissed more guys then girls despite being straight and loves a game of dick chicken

Your being such a jonny griffiths at the moment