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Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
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- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
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To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.
Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.
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A guy that looks like a thumb with mozzarella on his head.
Mah boi josh looks like a pizza!
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