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National beat up ur shortest friend day
Me: Hey Karen it’s June 16
Karen: aw shit
June 3rd is National Shrek Day! It’s time to unleash your inner ogre, and yell at people for being in your swamp! But be careful, because for every Shrek our there, there’ll also be a Fiona to accompany them!
Friend 1: Oh sorry, I can’t invite you over to my house on June 3
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: It’s National Shrek Day! No one’s allowed in my swamp!
the most beautiful, handsome, adorable, and best curly hair. this describes the person that was born on this day.
“tom holland was born on June 1”
“oh yeah no wonder, he’s perfect”
The day that alot of great, hardworking, fun-loving, beautiful, silly, weird people including me were born. Your welcome.
"Hey when's your birthday?"
"June 16th."
"No wonder I like you"
*smiles*
The day in which great people may be born. Also, it’s national lazy day
Hey do u know what day it is?
Yes, June 10th, the day in which people are born and it’s also lazy day
The day when the most unique people are born. Amazing personality until you piss them off...don't do that.
person: When were u born?
me: June 30th
person: o fr? disgusting
me: *throws chair*
A person that is born on this day is a crazy
Please make sure they don't dye their hair at 3 am
Kyle: Kaylee is crazy
Timmy: Yeah she was born on June 7
Kyle: Off you know what that means