Kit Johnson

Kit Johnson was the name of a British servant who lived from 1893-1936. He was the first person to be used a 'Gimp' by the King Edward VII. They used sheep skin and cow leather to create the infamous 'Gimp Suit' known today. Kit was forced to partake in violent homosexual acts, including rough anal sex and frequent felacio. Kit Johnson was found dead in his hotel room on March 4th 1936 due to contracting AIDS from his homosexual relations.

Shaye: "What's Kirsten doing tonight?"

Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"

Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."

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kit burton

a smelly fucking cunt

oh man u smell like a kit burton

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Kit Kat

Commenting on how many fingers one gets 'into' a woman.

I gave her a three fingered kit kat

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rape kit

The most essential kit any rap artist could possible obtain. The kit is as follows: One collapsible shovel (breaks down to 3x its normal size), two strips (1 foot long each) silver duct tape, one trojan latex condom, one set of rubber gloves, one detailed map of the closest wooded area (including all creeks and rivers), one extra large Hefty trash bag.

yo dawg, he hit that shit using the rape kit last night!

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Urination Kit

A phrase used when frustrated or angry at something or someone. Also, a small tube inserted into the urethra to cause urination flow to be transported into the mouth cavity.

Also referred to as "Lemonade Rain on my tits." Best used while queefing.

"Jesus Christ Carrie! Where the hell is my Urination Kit?!?"

"My tits are so thirsty, I wish I had my Urination Kit!"

"Oh Urination Kit! I'm sick of all these stupid Jews all over my property! Stupid cheap shits!"

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coola kit

A car that is pimped out.

Young nigga pullin up in that fucking coola kit

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(to) Kit Connor

To speculate about someone's sexuality or accuse them of queerbaiting to the point where they are forced to come out earlier than they were comfortable with.

"Did you see Jenna Ortega point at herself after seeing that lesbian flag? Its so obvious she's a lesbian. She really needs to come out or she'll get called a queerbaiter."

"Stop trying (to) Kit Connor her."

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