Kaiden syndrome is a mental disorder people with this syndrome are obsessed with human shit they simply cannot put it down they collect shit like funko pops people with this syndrome usually have drawers full of shit and school lockers and beds etc people with this syndrome usually smell very stinky like a bad holme _ brea
Person one : why tf does that guy have human shit in his pocket that is simply outrageous.
Person two : oh the smell off him ima get sick. He definitely has kaiden syndrome.
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Hey I think I have kaiden syndrome
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Its all kaidens fault
Man i cant believe kaiden would do this its all kaidens fault
Kaiden is an awkward 8th grade boy we’re basing this on he’s a shy soccer boy one time he kicked the ball instead of hitting it in volleyball in PE due to his soccer player genes. He’s very clumsy and knocked a girl over in pe and just stood there like the standing emoji and walked away awkwardly not knowing what to say.
Boy: “omg that kid just pushed me and didn’t even say sorry and just looked at me awkwardly not knowing what to say”
Girl: “omg Kaiden momenttt”
Being gay and homophobic at the same time
Person A: I heard that guy is gay
Person B: YOU’RE GAY
Person A: I know
Person B: Are you on your Kaiden arc?
kaiden day is when kaiden stims and goes it’s kaiden day it’s kaiden day so he will let us know it’s kaiden day, on kaiden day it’s commonly known that the people will do the conga and play sparkling zero in turns at the library
kaiden : it’s kaiden day it’s kaiden day
reece carling : haha you betcha it is I can’t wait
megan beer : god I can’t wait to hop on sparkling zero today I love kaiden day!
A good person who deserves to live on earth in peace and harmony but actually lives in earth with darkness
Oh Emily is such a kaiden..multi.xx.fandom! I feel bad for her!