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blue hair karate chopper, aka tenya lida is a blue hair guy with glasses who looks like a grandpa
blond angry hedgehog: puts legs on table
blue hair karate chopper: GET YOUR LEGS OFF THE DESK
An extremely attractive person.
Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.
"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"
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Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.
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The Karate Chop Game (KCG) is a game consisting of players karate chopping eachother in a turn base system, with full force. To join the game, the potential player must be read the rules to the fullest, and must chop into the game, meaning the potential player must chop someone whose already playing. ONCE IN THE GAME YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE GAME. The head, neck, and groin are banned zones, anyone who hits these areas are punished by a penalty chop anywhere on the body aside from the banned zones. A person driving, eating, has open drink in hand, and not in/playing the game, cannot be chopped, if chopped a penalty chop will be given to offender (penalty chops cannot be blocked). You cannot chop the same person twice in a row (unless penalty chop), however once you leave location the turns start over. You can chop 3 seperate people in a row if you have not already chopped them, those 3 people can now chop you in return. All chops excluding penalty chops can be block and do count as your turn. The turns are infinite as long you keep chopping eachother in turns. All chops must contain no malicious intent. Whoever chops first starts the turns. You must keep track of your own chops.
Person 1: My mom yelled at me for not being to help with the groceries yesterday.
Person 2: Why? Just help her.
Person 1: I wanted to but my brother and I got into an intense round of the Karate Chop Game (KCG).
Person 2: Oh man! I've been there. Just do the good ol chop and run.
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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.
The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.
A female that is in the Meth game and hustles meth dealers.
Bro, she's a karate wanger chick