Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.
You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab
The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey
see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps
when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab
We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!
A word Sam Mearns uses to describe a person who is generally annoying or to describe anything really.
you seen that kebab tooth over there? dressed like a right crank
An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.
They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
A popular phrase used by JB2 in his “Bars at the Sesh” with Dearfach TV.
To leave something alone / forget about something.
That yung g piped your girl innit grab that don!
Nah guy, i’ll allow the kebabs
The best Kebab chef of all time!
He has carefully mastered the art of Kebab making.
If you meet him, you shall say "ONE KEBAB PLEASE!" and you shall not be disappointed.
-OMG IT'S MR. KEBAB, GO ASK HIM FOR A KEBAB!
-OK!
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-ONE KEBAB PLEASE!
- COMING RIGHT UP 😏