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A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.
Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?
Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.
Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.
A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face
why are you kermiting right now?
Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool
“Kermit is very cool.”