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A holiday occurring every Tuesday during which fans of Ke$ha come together to eat quesadillas while listening to trashy pop music.
Damn, Boo. This is the best Ke$hadilla Tuesday yet!
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When you really like someone, and you’re falling in love, but you’re too scared to actually say “I Love you” yet. So you use this as an interim word.
I’m really falling for you. I li(ov)ke you.
when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'
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hair of penis a slang word used by hindi speaking people
pattalwar sala laude ke bal
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The act of making a girl externally sticky, by the means of either pouring a drink on her (i.e. beer) or by splashing her with bodily fluids (i.e. semen), then followed by tossing glitter in her face to make her "feel pretty", then finished by expelling her from your dwelling (i.e. dorm or hotel room).
Yeah I'm gonna Ke$ha (verb) that bitch after i jizz on her face.
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What one has "fallen for", if one has been "played"
Damn, you got stood up again? Girl, you stay fallin' for the O-Ke-Doke!
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Noun; Having gone out and partied your ass off multiple times in one week.
Verb; the act of emulating Ke$sha
Noun; The drive of an animal, a true fratski
Noun; immortal status after hooking up with Ke$sha
Ex 1
freshmen scrubs "Your back, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon, where were you last night?"
Fratskis- "We are out at Richs and bhoppin"
scrubs " thats the 4th time this week and its only friday"
Fratski "I'm Ke$ha status bitches!!"
Ex 2
HOtt sorority girl "Lets go out tonight!"
lame girl "we've already gone out 3 times this week, I wanna stay and watch a movie its got.. blah blah..."
Entire sorority "LEts go were ke$sha status tonight!!"
Ex 3
Dudski 1 "Bro omfg its Ke$sha!"
Dudski 2 "I bet you i can hookup"
Dudski 1 "....Dude no way shes ke$ha you cant handle it"
Dudski 2 "Ive got enough loko, vodka, rumski in me for the last 5 days in a row...I got this shyt.. im Ke$sha status biatch!"
later that night Dudski 2 hooks up with Ke$sha and is forever known on campus as Ke$ha status
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