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No-shit-knowledge

knowledge that obvious to anyone with half a brain, often aggravating due to its repetition.

girlfriend *interrupting/just making a statement* : "drinking and getting behind the wheel is pretty stupid"
boyfriend *aggravated* "well, yeah... that's no-shit-knowledge..."

by grybenz July 13, 2018


The Hair of Knowledge

One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.

Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.

"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean

"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared

by Shauna P 137 February 1, 2014


Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.

"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"

by iamahab February 17, 2012


Fox Knowledge

noun
1. False sense of bravado caused by an excessive, unchecked ego or boggled memories from the past.

2. Knowledge of foxes

You sure we are high enough level to do this dungeon? (group wipes) Fuckin fox knowledge.

by indified July 13, 2021


phantom of knowledge

A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.

Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.

by Trebor J January 12, 2017


Knowledge Monkey

When you dish out an awesome bit of knowledge to people around you

Hey look at that kid, he's such a knowledge monkey!

by Unstable Mable April 5, 2011


Juicin' with knowledge

The aftermath of a study bender when you have hella information in your head. To have a substantial amount of knowledge after many hours of studying.

Yo did u see Joe? He's juicin' with knowledge right now!

by ashleenthebean November 3, 2021