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Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
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verb.
see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing
When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….
This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.
Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
Group: "Todd, quit kobe'ing the project! It's due in two days and you haven't completed anything yet! Delegate us work so we can help you out."
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
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Kobe Bryant was one of the best basketball players and was killed in a helicopter crash on January 26, 2020, in the helicopter. There were 9 people including Kobe and one of his daughter Gianna Bryant.
We love you Kobe
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That word you say when you throw something into a bin. Refers to a basketball player Kobe Bryant.
*Trows something into a bin from distance*
KOBE!
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When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.
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A great player for the Lakers who cant win without Shaq.
Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.
Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
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