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The most amazing person you can meet. Someone Markus loves so damn much and wishes the best for. Kristin can make any moment you spend with her very, very special. She is also kind of intimidating but cute, regardless of what she says. She has the cutest smile and a hyuk-hyuk laugh. Please treat her right. 💖💖
Kristin/Jinhee, I love you. Don't ever think of yourself less than what you're worth. I'll sue. 😐
Check this if you ever miss me? :")
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Ida Kristine is the most beautiful girl ever created. She is the best best friends and you need to keep her. Her personality is shy at first but when you get to know her you will never let go of her. She is always going to support you no matter what. But watch out she don’t take any kind of bullshit
Emily: omg who is that beautiful girl?
jack: Are you dumb or sum? It’s an ida Kristine ofc
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This girl is the most amazing, kind hearted girl you will ever meet. Her long blonde stunning hair is so hard not to look at. you will fall in love with her the day you meet her. You will get lost in her ocean blue eyes. She is goofy and silly but when it is time to get serious she will take leadership in all that she does.
Kristin grace babb is the best person to ever exist.
The coolest girl on the block. Has a sweet and loving personality and is very bubbly. Her tweets and Instagram posts and very heartwarming and will make you smile until your cheeks hurt. Overall, she's awesome and we all love her. Oh, I forgot to add that she's married to Mikey Way.
"Who's that?"
"The picture of a person on my phone?"
"Yeah, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Kristin Colby Way!
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a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.
"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"
"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"
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The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.
"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"
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A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.
Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.
My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.