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A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.
Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.
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Another word for a penis
Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.
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a very short 9 year old looking boy. He has a millimeter peter and is bad at everything he does.
Lance Hilton is so short and I would never want to hang out with him.
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violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus
Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.
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The escape route that scousers use after a successful tire stealing trip to Salford or Manchester
calm down calm down, eh eh eh? We'z on the east lancs now with theez tires!
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The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.
Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe
Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!
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Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.
Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.
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