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lance

a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.

quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.

by niggerfucker6696969 December 03, 2018


luncheonmeat lance

Another word for a penis

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

by Beardsville June 12, 2006


Lance Hilton

a very short 9 year old looking boy. He has a millimeter peter and is bad at everything he does.

Lance Hilton is so short and I would never want to hang out with him.

by Zorooq January 08, 2019


ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 05, 2006


East Lancs

The escape route that scousers use after a successful tire stealing trip to Salford or Manchester

calm down calm down, eh eh eh? We'z on the east lancs now with theez tires!

by Caiman December 30, 2004


Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 05, 2016


lance bass

Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.

Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.

by The Real Izzy July 27, 2006