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When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm
We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her
By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
I got a prison laptop on eBay.
Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?
the smallest thing in the world. Smaller than ur brain. And mine.
my laptop's battery is very small.
Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.
guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"
When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.
Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?
Something to play your favorite game, spore on.
I just got my awesome Gaming Laptop from Walmart, now I am ready to play spore at a hair tingling 39 Fps.
a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over
the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!