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golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.
jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school
the smallest thing in the world. Smaller than ur brain. And mine.
my laptop's battery is very small.
Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.
guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"
When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.
Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?
Something to play your favorite game, spore on.
I just got my awesome Gaming Laptop from Walmart, now I am ready to play spore at a hair tingling 39 Fps.
a place where boomers complain about drugs and robots taking over
the fuckin laptop is about to explode!!!!
A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".
When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.